Step 1. Go to Amazon and search for 'homosexuality.'
Step 2. See the 1st result and slap your cheeks a la Macaulay Culkin. Aaaahhhhhh!
Step 3. Say what??? No Gore Vidal? No E.M. Forster? No Christopher Rice, even? But this?!
Step 4. And what holds the second spot?
Step 5. Tell everyone you know what kind of bullshit Amazon is doing to protect the children.
I don't know about you - and I know this isn't exactly politically correct - but I seriously think we should just ship them all to a goddam island. You heard me. Take an old ocean liner, stick all the children on the damned thing, and cast it off into the sea!
Step 2. See the 1st result and slap your cheeks a la Macaulay Culkin. Aaaahhhhhh!
Step 3. Say what??? No Gore Vidal? No E.M. Forster? No Christopher Rice, even? But this?!
Step 4. And what holds the second spot?
Step 5. Tell everyone you know what kind of bullshit Amazon is doing to protect the children.I don't know about you - and I know this isn't exactly politically correct - but I seriously think we should just ship them all to a goddam island. You heard me. Take an old ocean liner, stick all the children on the damned thing, and cast it off into the sea!
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